I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Randomize
