If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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