Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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