My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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