your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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