Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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