ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
