Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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