4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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