therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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