you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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