dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He passed out mid-signature
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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