Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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