i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
How's work?
Spinning.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Randomize
