i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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