If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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