If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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