"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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