I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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