No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
3pm strippers are depressing
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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