How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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