Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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