I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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