Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Non-Jews are for practice
Is it because I queefed?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
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I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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