Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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