We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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