We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Randomize
