Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I have demons in me.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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