Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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