I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
