they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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