I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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