eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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