How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
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When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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