Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Terrible idea I love it
These tits shall not be calmed
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I'm both gender and math confused
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
