I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
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Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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