He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
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