Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
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This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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