I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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