so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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