remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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