My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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