which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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