What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
it was like eating out sand paper
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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