you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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