U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
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i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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