Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
