Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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