Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
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GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
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My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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