What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
smell my finger.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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