is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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