yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
you have to choose: penises or morals?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
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Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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