Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
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All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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