I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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