dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
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A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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