i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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