It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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