I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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